Kintarian@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 days agoIf you’re American when you go in the bathroom…message-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up189arrow-down116file-text
arrow-up173arrow-down1message-squareIf you’re American when you go in the bathroom…Kintarian@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 days agomessage-square7fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareTheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up47arrow-down2·14 days agoI’m not always American when I’m entering the bathroom, sometimes I’m Russian.
minus-squaresp3tr4l@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·14 days ago… but even if you start out Russian, sometimes things don’t go as planned and you end up Stalin.
minus-squareKittenBiscuits@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·14 days agoWhile you’re in there, may as well do a little Putin.
minus-squareFermion@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-213 days agoDon’t try to force things or you’ll end up in Spain.
I’m not always American when I’m entering the bathroom, sometimes I’m Russian.
… but even if you start out Russian, sometimes things don’t go as planned and you end up Stalin.
While you’re in there, may as well do a little Putin.
Don’t try to force things or you’ll end up in Spain.