“Introducing the X Engine (XE) - the free-speech, anti-woke gaming engine formerly known as Unity! To show our dedication to anti-wokeness we will only allow String and Long variable types, and to show my dedication to being a free-speech edgelord, functions will now be referred to as removedtions. Professional access to XE will be $420.69 monthly, with additional fees added on based on the success of the product you created.”
Luckily he’s just an interim CEO.
Until we welcome the next CEO: Elon Musk
“Introducing the X Engine (XE) - the free-speech, anti-woke gaming engine formerly known as Unity! To show our dedication to anti-wokeness we will only allow String and Long variable types, and to show my dedication to being a free-speech edgelord, functions will now be referred to as removedtions. Professional access to XE will be $420.69 monthly, with additional fees added on based on the success of the product you created.”
I mean, let’s be honest. Integers are just a waste of money and storage. I’ll go there myself and disconnect the integers from the engine.
I mean, seriously; whoever uses integers in 2023? I mean, 2023.0?
You know what, I’m all for it. Nothing would sink Unity faster than whatever they pulled last than to appoint Elon.
Followed by Oracle CEO next?