I got this one friend, a POS (Piece of removed) , who was always bugging me out for using Linux.
Yesterday I won a bet and I will be installing Linux on his laptop, what distro would teach that removeder a lesson?
*Edit
Parody of this post https://lemm.ee/post/20629546
Thx for the recommendations, but yeah this is just a parody wanted to see the distros people would come up with.