Hear me out, the mascot is a freaking chameleon, that’s cool as removed man.
Also it’s a German engineered distro, German engineering wins again!
Zypper is just a funnier name for a package manager and it has Tumbleweed which is arch but actually doesn’t break for once!
Your rebuttal?
Zypper may be a better name than apt, but it doesn’t have super cow powers.