A removedpost duel awaits.
The winner gets seven statues on all continents, each facing a finely-calibrated direction - the intersection of their gazes meet at a point where the secret to humanity is buried.
The loser gets a year using the upside-downternet, six months on ISDN, or a week on MySpace as the only communication method with the outside world.
Thing is, pointy tren make less wooosh and more shhhh, makes tren go speedy.
Less pointy tren basically big brick wall, lots of WOOOORRRRRRSSSSSSHHHH, slow like Boris Johnson pull out game
More pointy trens, more tren driver friens, still pay £5 for coffee bean juice and milk, sad trens