Also befriending a drugged up DARPA dolphin will be a massive boon too.

I’d like to interject. What you’re calling your GNU mug is actually GNU/Mug, or as I prefer; GNU + Mug… [insert rest of copypasta]

This is just remarkably dumb. Free currency? What does that even mean? You giving out free money? Or do you mean a currency with no value?

Money has a value, it’s the number on the coin, bill, note, or whatever you call it.

You see something for 10 quid, give 'em a tenner, it’s yours. Amazing.

Crypto on the other hand has failed as a currency. Far too volatile for commerce. Too many scams. It’s become a commodity to be traded, but it doesn’t exist, and has no inherent value, unlike other commodities that have a use other than to be traded.

Linux users are the vegans of tech.