No eye deer!

What do you call a deer with one eye?

You can control what programs open on boot in the task manager. Teams was one of the first things I disabled.

Eyebleach:

https://youtu.be/1wnE4vF9CQ4

Looks like the super spreader event was a rock concert at the Guggenheim. People are now blaming The Art of Noise.

I think smarter people than me will have to figure it out and even then it’s going to be a war of escalation. Ban the bots, build better bots, back and forth back and forth.

Some news sites had an interesting take on comments sections. Before you could comment on an article, you had to correctly answer a 5 question quiz proving you actually read it.

But AI can do that now too.

That video is the joke.

https://youtu.be/qAHSUTB5BJc

I’m not sure what you mean by “dark patterns” in this context. Isn’t this just marketing?

Is it that the more expensive choice is pre-selected? That the discounted price is likely just the real price and it’s never sold at the higher price? (that one got Saatva in trouble! - https://topclassactions.com/lawsuit-settlements/open-lawsuit-settlements/11-5m-saatva-com-false-advertising-class-action-settlement/)

Orff course not…

My doctor diagnosed me with “Epiploic Appendagitis”, incredibly painful, but not dangerous. Said “It’s like appendicitis, but on the other side.”

“So… ‘Table-of-Contents-itis.’”

Sorry, I was peer pressured by my wife and didn’t realize… :)

Sounds like Patreon with extra steps…

I hit them up in our internal chat! Thanks for the heads up!

Why a duck?

https://youtu.be/kHMrLpDHXc0

Our son would rather gnaw off his own arm than come back home…

Searching the Apple app store for “lemmy” only turned up these.

Given the performance, that does not surprise me!

App does say it was last updated 7 months ago, but I see comments saying it’s abandoned.

Weird, I use Boost all the time. Did you turn on 2FA or something? Maybe try removing and re-adding your account?

Noted! I wasn’t really testing configurations, just “out of the box” functionality.