Damn, China, give some of it to all those starving kids my parents told me about.

Why not a pony?

Is OP a future lizard?

Whenever I’m talking with someone about my podcast and they ask, “can I find it on Spotify?” a little part of me dies.

Like, yes it’s available on Spotify, because it’s available everywhere. But I strongly dislike what Spotify tried to do to podcasting, and there are much better apps out there.